What are those missy? Jeans?? Also known as pants with buttons? (Ignore the drain and muffin top, both will have their demise day soon enough.)
And where may I ask are those non-yoga pants taking you this fine Saturday? Well, since you asked, my Michigan boys and I are going to a Pistons game at the Verizon Center. Also known as not the doctors, the Rite Aid, or the Red Cross for a non-full work day.
I may even partake in an adult beverage (unfortunately not beer because of stupid gluten, and no worries Mother, I’m off the narcs), so as the saying goes, I am tickled pink.